It’s as easy as riding a duck or giving a child a lemon to suck,
It’s as easy as drinking ink or getting a cow to go pink,
It’s as easy as walking on a planet or eating a burger made out of granite,
It’s as easy as drinking mud or falling in blood,
It’s as easy as talking to the moon or turning a teacher into a balloon,
It’s as easy as seeing a ghost or telling a dog to roast,
It’s as easy as seeing a coin talking or watching the sun walking,
It’s as easy as eating a ball or stretching yourself to make you look tall.